- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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